You know you're in trouble when...

You know you're in trouble when your driving down the freeway and have to blow your nose on your sweater and then, forget about it when you get to your destination and continue to wear your sweater with snot obviously on your sleeve. You know you're in trouble when you are super tired, but up on the internet anyways while a t.v. you didn't turn on is blasting and then out of nowhere, without realizing you were even listening, you find yourself laughing at a joke you didn't even hear by a late night talk show host. You know you're in trouble when the toilet paper is out in one bathroom and so you use the other bathroom and then you realize eventually that you are out of toilet paper in both bathrooms and that is what it takes to get you to walk to the cleaning closet and get fresh rolls of toilet paper. You know you're in trouble when the nice guy who helps you load your stuff says, "Hey, did you know your gas cap is missing" and you did, and it has been missing for likely a year. And he says, "That effects the fuel quality, it loses its volatility" and you didn't even think of that. And then he tells you, once you've started the car that you need to get something else done because of how your engine sounds and you didn't really even try to remember what he said. And you still haven't gotten a new gas cap. You know you're in trouble when you cry at basically anything remotely emotional, including commercials for t.v. dramas. Mommy brain, overwork, stress. Life.