Freaky Will

I have mentioned before that Rob Brezny's Free Will Astrology in the BW sometimes is eerily on point. Well, this reading of my sign this week almost takes the cake: "Beginning in 1951, the US Government regularly set off nuclear bombs in the desert 65 miles northwest of Las Vegas. Most of the 1,021 explosions occurred underground, though for 11 years some were also done in the open air. Tourists used to flock to Las Vegas to watch the mushroom clouds, which were visible from that distance. As far as we know, the unusual lifestyles of Las Vegas inhabitants are not the result of mutations in their DNA caused by radioactive contamination. Let's use this scenario as a departure point for your own personal inventory sagittarius. What dangerous or tempestuous events from your life are now safely confined to the past? Are there any lingering consequences from them? If so, what might you do to heal?" I rest my case. Now if only I knew just exactly how to interpret this. Free-will gives me lots of options.